Toddler edition
Please Don’t Lick That: The Toddler Edition
A Guided Keepsake Journal for Parents of Toddlers
A funny, heartfelt guided journal for capturing the delightful absurdity, surprising tenderness, and everyday adventures of the toddler years.
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Somebody should really be writing this stuff down.
One minute, they’re doing something that makes your heart melt. The next, you’re saying a sentence that has never before been spoken in human history.
Welcome to life with a toddler.
Please Don’t Lick That is a funny, heartfelt guided journal for capturing the delightful absurdity, surprising tenderness, and everyday adventures of the toddler years.
From unforgettable conversations to small moments worth holding onto, it’s a place to remember the person your child is becoming—and the parent you’re becoming alongside them.
A keepsake for today. A treasure for someday. And a wonderfully relatable gift for anyone raising a tiny human with very big ideas.
What makes it special
Playful prompts for the conversations you couldn’t possibly make up.
A “Food Incident Report” for very serious toddler dining adventures.
Room for the tenderness, small discoveries, and everyday absurdity.
Made for
Parents navigating the hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly tender toddler years.
A thoughtful gift
A funny, meaningful gift for toddler parents, birthdays, and Mother’s Day.
A little peek inside.
Please Don’t Lick That
Just a few pages to give you a feel for the book. Tap a page to enlarge it.
The menu of the moment
Food incident report
The shadow phase
Another chapter in Parenthood in the Wild
The Newborn Blur
A funny, honest journal for capturing what those extraordinary first months actually felt like. Part time capsule, part reality check, and a reminder that the mother’s story deserves to be remembered, too.